“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland’s boob slips completely out of her dress while accepting an award for “Most Impish Looking Slut In A Sitcom” in the photo above.
Of course this Sarah Hyland nip slip has been a long time coming, as she has been coming dangerously close to letting loose her perky little titties while flaunting deep cleavage in dresses like the one in the photos below.
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It was certainly foolish of Sarah Hyland to rely on flimsy boob tape to keep her shameful mammaries hidden. For when it comes to matters of sinful female breast meat it is always best to error on the side of caution with a thick black wool burka and roll of duct tape.
Of course in cases were a woman is past her prime breeding years (which at 25-years-old Sarah Hyland certainly is) it is best to have the now useless baby feeders chopped off with a scimitar and turned into sacks for carrying dried figs. For this is the only 100% effective way to protect against these sorts of brazen blasphemous boob and nipple displays.
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