As you can see in the photo above, Kanye West has just been caught red-handed cheating on his wife Kim Kardashian with pop star Lady Gaga.
It is clear from this pic that Kanye is not happy about being photographed with a nearly nude Lady Gaga, and he appears to be moments away from completely chimping out and throwing his feces at the photographer.
According to a friend of the couple, Kanye West began courting Lady Gaga when he noticed that she had a “phat ass” at the recent MTV VMAs, and so after the show he grabbed her by the hair and dragged her out into his jungle habitat for some primitive fornicating and they’ve been inseparable ever since. This of course was a ballsy move by Kanye considering his cousin Harambe was famously killed earlier this summer in Cincinnati for a similar behavior, but when a savage shit skin’s simple mind fixates on something you need to have a basketball and a bundle of bananas on hand to have any chance of distracting him.
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