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Monday, October 10, 2016

Bella Thorne Nude For The Film “Lolita”

Bella Thorne nude


As you can see from the movie poster above, Bella Thorne will be making her big screen nude debut in the film “Lolita” due out next year.


“Lolita” is based off the famous novel of the same title by Russian writer Vladimir Nabokov, which is considered by literary experts to be one of the greatest English written books of all time. Of course in the story the Lolita character is 12, and with Bella Thorne just turning 19-years-old the CGI that is going to be needed to be used will be extensive to hide the sagging skin, stretch marks, wrinkles, and abortion scars which no doubt cover Bella’s decrepit old body.


By casting an elderly skank like Bella Thorne to appear naked in this film, the infidels have once again shown that they are not sophisticated enough to appreciate the graphic depiction of a romantic relationship between an older man and nymphet girl. Clearly only us virile Muslim men have the enlightened refined taste to understand the brilliance of Nabokov’s smutty story.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Jenna Ezarik Nude Photo Leaked

Jenna Ezarik


Youtube star Jenna Ezarik is the younger sister of Internet celebrity “iJustine”, and she also appears to have just had the nude photo below leaked online.


Jenna Ezarik nude

Jenna has never been as popular online as her older sister Justine, because she is not nearly as good looking… But fortunately for her leaked nudes are the great equalizer in the hopelessly depraved Western world, for now that Jenna appears to have exposed her topless titties with this photo she will no doubt catch up to (and probably even surpass) her sister’s online fame.


Let us hope that Jenna Ezarik’s leaked nude is not the beginning of some sort of slutty sibling rivalry, and Justine will not try to one up her little sister with a fully nude photo of her own sinful female body. For as you can see from the pic of Justine below, the sight of her naked flesh would be of great offense to our pious Muslim eyes.


iJustine

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Emma Watson Naked On The Floor

Emma Watson naked


Emma Watson appears to have been photographed completely naked while sitting on the kitchen floor flicking her sin bean in the disturbing picture above.


This nude Emma Watson pic perfectly illustrates why feminism just does not work… For women are morally corrupt and weak-willed by nature, so when they are left to their own devices they invariably end up engaging in some sort of sinful sexual deviancy just as Emma is doing in this photo.


Yes it clear from this nude photo that like all women Emma Watson requires the strong strict hand of a powerful Muslim man to keep her in line. For if Emma had a Muslim husband she would be doing her womanly duty of scrubbing the floors and baking delicious fig pies, and she would certainly not be sitting around naked buttering her own biscuit like this… Or else she’d quickly find herself on the business end of a flogging from a switch made of stiff Nile reeds.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Sophie Turner Punished For Wearing A Slutty Dress

Sophie Turner nude bondage


“Game of Thrones” star Sophie Turner found out the hard way that us righteous Muslims don’t play around when it comes to women’s fashion, as she was stripped naked, tied up, and severely punished after going out in the slutty dress in the photos below.

 

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Yes Sophie will certainly think twice before she goes out with her sinful milky white side boob on display in a dress that appears to have been designed by some autistic child… Although Sophie was remarkably enthusiastic about being bound naked and flogged.


Actually now that I think about it we may have made a terrible mistake, as Sophie seemed to greatly enjoy her punishment letting out load moans, which at the time I assumed were of discomfort but may have been of pleasure. Also she kept saying “Yes punish your naughty little f*ck slut!”, which I thought was the delusional ramblings of a torture victim, but now in the light of day seem to show that Sophie was deriving perverse gratification from her pain. Clearly the depraved nature of the infidel knows no bounds, and we must come up with more creative ways of teaching whores like Sophie lessons.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Sophie Turner Cheeky Nude Photo

Sophie Turner nude


“Game of Thrones” star Sophie Turner gets naked while on fours in the cheeky nude photo above.


A woman on her hands and knees is certainly halal, for from this position she can pray to Allah, scrub the floors, plant poppy seeds, bury roadside bombs, and await her husband for goat style (known in the West as doggy style) sex. However, in all those instances the woman should be wearing a full length thick black wool burka. For Sophie to defile this holy posture by posing in it fully nude is an offense us Muslims do not take lightly.


Yes Sophie will be made to pay for this egregious naked on all fours crime. As we speak a strongly worded fatwa is being drafted calling for Sophie’s immediate extradition to Saudi Arabia to stand trial in Sharia court. The British government would be wise to meet our demands less we decide to saddle up our war camels, tie them to rafts, and float over to their cursed heathen island to teach them a lesson for harboring Sophie’s brazenly blasphemous bare booty.

Monday, October 3, 2016

“Mean Girls” Cast Where Are They Now? Nude Edition

Mean Girls


October 3rd is “Mean Girls Day”, which is a day that celebrates the 2004 classic teen comedy “Mean Girls”.


Believe it or not us Muslims can relate to the storyline in this film, for our wives are often breaking off into cliques and picking on each other (even though most of them aren’t high school age yet). In my extensive experience I find it best to mercilessly beat any woman who causes disharmony in my household, but I guess the sensitive crybaby infidels wouldn’t find a movie about that very funny.


Without further ado, let us spend “Mean Girls Day” taking a look back at the “Mean Girls” cast with the nude photos below along with an update of where each of the actresses is now.


Mean Girls nude


Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan nude


Lindsay Lohan is the star of “Mean Girls”, and after the movie she continued to star in many blockbuster hits while racking up numerous Academy Awards. She is currently considered one of the darlings of Hollywood.


Rachel McAdams

Rachel McAdams nude


Rachel McAdams had to gain a considerable amount of weight to play the character Regina George in the film. Unfortunately this led to Rachel developing a serious eating disorder, and she quickly ballooned to over 600lbs. Sadly in late 2012 Rachel succumbed to heart disease, and had to be crane lifted from her small family home in suburban Baton Rogue, Louisiana.


Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried nude


The bad luck continued for the “Mean Girls” cast with actress Amanda Seyfried. Amanda’s character “Karen” boasted in the film that her boobs tingled when it rains. Well that tingling turned out to be stage 4 breast cancer, and Amanda deteriorated rapidly passing away not long after the movie’s release.


Lacey Chabert

Lacey Chabert nude


After “Mean Girls’ Lacey Chabert quit acting to follow her true passion of event planning, forming the company “Fetch Entertainment LLC”. Which according to the company’s website specializes in parties of five.


Lizzy Caplan

Lizzy Caplan nude


In “Mean Girls” Lizzy Caplan plays a flaming lesbodyke named “Janis”. Fearful of being typecast as a gay, Lizzy made certain that all her future roles had her engaging in graphic sex with men. This ultimately led to Lizzy staring a new career in porn under the name “Alexis Cockgobbler”.


Amy Poehler

Amy Poehler nude


Amy Poehler plays Regina George’s “cool mom” in the film. Unfortunately in real life Amy’s kids don’t think she is so cool, as child services had them removed from Amy’s care six years ago due to severe neglect and abuse. They have been in and out of foster homes ever since.


Tina Fey

Amy Poehler nude


Not only did Tina Fey write the script for “Mean Girls”, but she appears in the film as well. However Tina’s multitasking didn’t end there, for not long after the movie’s release DEA agents raided Tina’s home and discovered over 100lbs of black tar heroin. She is currently serving a 30 year federal prison sentence for felony possession with intent to distribute.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Chloe Grace Moretz Shows Her Naked Ass For Votes

Chloe Grace Moretz naked


Chloe Grace Moretz has been one of the most vocal celebrity supporters of Hillary Clinton for President, and now she is putting her ass on the line (literally) by getting naked and bending over to get people to vote.


Chloe is simply following the depraved example of other Clinton celebrity supporters like Katy Perry who is trying to entice voters by promising that she will go out and vote naked, and Madonna who threatened voters by promising the same. Unfortunately Chloe didn’t get the memo that this is only supposed to be a tease (perhaps the email got deleted), as she spreads open her butt cheeks to show off both of her well punched ballot boxes in the nude photo above.


Of course it is not surprising to see so many slutty celebrities going to extremes to try and get Hillary elected for they know that when she does become President she will flood the US with many more of us undeniably handsome virile Muslim men, and they all hope that we will culturally enrich them by forcefully shoving our enormous meat scuds into their stink holes.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Sarah Hyland’s Boob Slips Out Of Her Dress

Sarah Hyland nip slip


“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland’s boob slips completely out of her dress while accepting an award for “Most Impish Looking Slut In A Sitcom” in the photo above.


Of course this Sarah Hyland nip slip has been a long time coming, as she has been coming dangerously close to letting loose her perky little titties while flaunting deep cleavage in dresses like the one in the photos below.

 

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It was certainly foolish of Sarah Hyland to rely on flimsy boob tape to keep her shameful mammaries hidden. For when it comes to matters of sinful female breast meat it is always best to error on the side of caution with a thick black wool burka and roll of duct tape.


Of course in cases were a woman is past her prime breeding years (which at 25-years-old Sarah Hyland certainly is) it is best to have the now useless baby feeders chopped off with a scimitar and turned into sacks for carrying dried figs. For this is the only 100% effective way to protect against these sorts of brazen blasphemous boob and nipple displays.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Peyton List Shows Off Her Nude Pussy

Peyton List nude


18-year-old Peyton List joins the ever growing list of former Disney stars who have transformed themselves into tremendously brazen whores by posing for the bottomless photo above in which she flaunts her shamefully silky smooth nude pussy.


Seeing Peyton List’s tight little cock cave in this nude photo simply reminds us Muslims how important it is to circumcise women. For if Peyton’s parents would have followed the wisdom of the blessed Prophet (PBUH) and cut off Peyton’s blasphemous lady lips and clit we would not currently be subjected to such an offensive sight.


Yes if Peyton’s sin slit was nothing more than a mangled mass of scar tissue she would have learned some humility, and not pose for photos like this with her piss flaps out for all to see. Not to mention that if Peyton’s sin button was ground down into a desensitized nub she would not be such a slut, and her maidenhead would still be intact resulting in her fethcing a fine price at auction… Now that she is damaged goods she’d be lucky to bring in a bottle of old goat’s milk and even one AK-47 magazine.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Selena Gomez Naked Sex Pic

Selena Gomez sex


We haven’t heard much from Selena Gomez in recent weeks; perhaps with a Trump Presidency looming her Mexican ass has been laying low for fear of deportation. Unfortunately Selena couldn’t stay out of the spotlight for long, as she appears to have just posed completely naked while riding a man in the sex photo above.


Selena Gomez certainly does not have anything to fear from Donald Trump, for us Muslims have given Hillary Clinton more then enough money to defeat him in November. However, what Selena should be scared of is the righteous wrath of us pious Muslim men, for once our promised “refugee” quotas are being met by a Clinton Presidency America will quickly become Americastan and Sharia law will be implemented.


Once that happens Selena and her wetback border hoping buddies will be wishing that they would be deported, for we will be rounding them all up and putting them to work on giant lettuce plantations and in our palaces to scrub our gold plated toilets… And there will be no slacking off or we will put them down for permanent “siestas”… Comprende?

Gigi Hadid Shows Her Boobs In Milan

Gigi Hadid boobs


Gigi Hadid brazenly walks the runway in Milan looking like she just blew a clown with her bare boobs on full display in a completely see through top in the disturbing photos below.

 

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Thankfully there are enough of us righteous Muslim invaders refugees in Europe now, so that women like Gigi Hadid who defy the teachings of the blessed Prophet (PBUH) by so callously flaunting their sinful nude sex organs do not go unpunished.


For shortly after the show Gigi was allegedly assaulted by the pious Muslim man in the photo below, who lifted up the model and tried to carry her away to his Toyota war truck.


Gigi Hadid attacked

Of course the hopelessly corrupt Western media is making a big deal about this, but the real victim in this case is this Muslim man who was no doubt forced to degrade himself into trying to kidnap Gigi when she infected him lecherous djinns with the exposing of her tits on the runway. Clearly this man is deserving of restitution from Gigi Hadid in form of a vigorous tongue lashing of her blasphemously bulbous breast meat.